The Walrus - Music With Big Fuckin' Teeth!

01/07/2008

Chunky Pam Reppin' Jersey!

Thanks to the always hilarious, yet never safe for work site known as Crucial Brutal, I discovered Chunky Pam and her Myspace Page. As Adrants stated, "rap just begs for parody". Check out DIRRRTY JERZY by Chunky Pam:

These are some AMAZING Lyrics, I must say!:

...This is the Garden State but I ain't that scrub from scrubs
The chubby wonder thunder thighs makin it rain when they rub
Come and show me some love, strip mallin' to the strip club
Phattest Mall Rat that's All That and a big bagga Funyuns
I was-n't born to run
I was born to be flossin'
Beat boxing at Seaside while eating sweet sausage
The King's are from Queens but the Queen's from Secaucus
I fired Springsteen now you can call me the BOSS coz
I swerve down the Turnpike, flippin yall the birdie
When I'm thirsty the jerkoffs from Clerks serve me Slurpees
Call me Curvy Fergie N.J.'s favorite daughter
Rip clothes and Zip Codes
With no eating disorders
Stick a fork in New Yorkas
California is corny
Midwest is depressing
The South don't make my mouth water like….
JERZY JERZY...

I cannot believe what I'm listening to or seeing here, but it is pure ridiculousness. People have no shame, and it will keep me entertained for days! As always, there is plenty more where this came from.